1 00:00:19,390 --> 00:00:21,870 I like to focus on the crease of my eye here. 2 00:00:53,799 --> 00:00:54,972 Get out the way! 3 00:00:56,622 --> 00:00:57,670 Hey. 4 00:00:57,925 --> 00:01:00,270 Oh my God. What happened to your face? 5 00:01:00,824 --> 00:01:01,950 Nothing. 6 00:01:15,710 --> 00:01:17,905 Seriously, though, like. I’m not Shirley Bassey. 7 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:21,660 - I don’t need a feather boa. - It’s just a birthday badge. 8 00:01:22,547 --> 00:01:24,077 It cost me 3.99. 9 00:01:24,162 --> 00:01:25,904 Thanks. You want the money for it, or something? 10 00:01:25,989 --> 00:01:28,665 No, I just want you to enjoy your birthday. What’s wrong with that? 11 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:31,105 Why should I celebrate that we’re rotting in this shithole, 12 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:32,505 crawling towards death? 13 00:01:32,590 --> 00:01:34,390 Jesus, Lyd, that’s bleak! 14 00:01:34,599 --> 00:01:37,374 - Wow. - What actually is this hair, though? 15 00:01:37,459 --> 00:01:39,014 You look like Saruman. 16 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,052 - No, I think it’s really nice. - It’s not. I mean, the cheeks. 17 00:01:42,138 --> 00:01:44,345 - Like full drag queen. - So what? I’ve got make-up on. 18 00:01:44,430 --> 00:01:46,282 - Why do you care so much. - Whatever. 19 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:48,898 Seriously, I don’t want to do anything tonight. Seriously. 20 00:01:48,983 --> 00:01:51,510 Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. 21 00:01:53,652 --> 00:01:54,702 Sup? 22 00:01:55,168 --> 00:01:56,651 - All right, Miss? - All right? 23 00:01:56,736 --> 00:01:58,923 Well, move it, then. My office, now. 24 00:01:59,918 --> 00:02:01,150 Pronto. 25 00:02:01,398 --> 00:02:02,590 Come on! 26 00:02:03,933 --> 00:02:07,113 - See you later, then. - Let’s go, chop chop, suey-suey. 27 00:02:07,198 --> 00:02:08,898 - Suey-suey. - Suey-suey! 28 00:02:15,284 --> 00:02:17,550 Ask the mortician for a makeover, did you? 29 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:20,140 - What? - School handbook. 30 00:02:20,225 --> 00:02:23,402 Handed to every student on their first day. 31 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,225 So don’t play the “I ain’t never seen that before, ref” card with me. 32 00:02:27,310 --> 00:02:30,596 OK, section 15. “No defacing of the uniform.” 33 00:02:30,681 --> 00:02:31,977 Section 19. 34 00:02:32,063 --> 00:02:34,530 “Female pupils are permitted to wear minimal make-up 35 00:02:34,616 --> 00:02:36,213 deemed acceptable by their teachers.” 36 00:02:36,298 --> 00:02:37,630 Well, guess what? 37 00:02:38,146 --> 00:02:39,064 What? 38 00:02:39,150 --> 00:02:40,563 I don’t deem. 39 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:44,390 Miss, seriously, everyone wears make-up. What are you picking on me for? 40 00:02:44,569 --> 00:02:47,373 Because you ran out of my detention. Oh no. 41 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:48,750 You see, I got the hump. 42 00:02:49,562 --> 00:02:51,350 Here’s a little question for you. 43 00:02:55,539 --> 00:02:57,731 Do you want to end up in prison? 44 00:03:00,590 --> 00:03:02,130 No, because the forecast is black ice, 45 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:05,650 and you are on a slippery slope in skis. 46 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:12,432 That’s actually quite a good one, and I will be using that again. 47 00:03:12,517 --> 00:03:14,008 Not on you, obvs. 48 00:03:19,098 --> 00:03:20,164 Get out. 49 00:03:21,605 --> 00:03:23,673 Get a wet wipe on those chops. 50 00:03:34,731 --> 00:03:36,981 Hey, babe. I’ve been looking for you. 51 00:03:37,066 --> 00:03:38,071 Hiya. 52 00:03:39,655 --> 00:03:41,537 Oh my God. I love your hair. 53 00:03:41,876 --> 00:03:44,285 No, I’ll just tie it up. 54 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:47,264 No, you can’t. Seriously, don’t. 55 00:03:51,317 --> 00:03:53,301 Yes. I love all this. 56 00:03:53,883 --> 00:03:55,289 Are you coming to English? 57 00:03:56,550 --> 00:03:57,490 Yeah. 58 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:06,910 Look, guys! The girl from The Ring just walked in. 59 00:04:08,388 --> 00:04:11,249 Oh my God, Beth. Your hair’s hanging. 60 00:04:15,294 --> 00:04:18,070 Sorry, babe. I said me and Beth would sit together today. 61 00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:20,990 But I’ve already unpacked my bag. 62 00:04:21,370 --> 00:04:23,169 I can help you move your stuff. 63 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:24,750 It’s OK. 64 00:04:28,078 --> 00:04:29,329 I’ll be back. 65 00:04:32,177 --> 00:04:35,345 Oh my God. Blocker just tore me a new arsehole. 66 00:04:35,430 --> 00:04:37,142 She slammed the handbook on the table 67 00:04:37,227 --> 00:04:39,108 right in front of me, slammed it... 68 00:04:41,055 --> 00:04:41,825 Poppy. 69 00:04:41,910 --> 00:04:43,652 - Hey, babe. - Hey, babe. 70 00:04:44,677 --> 00:04:46,668 Just so you know, I was chatting to some of the boys earlier, 71 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:48,189 and they were saying some stuff about you. 72 00:04:48,274 --> 00:04:49,082 Yeah? 73 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:52,190 Yeah, that you gave Princey Smith a toothy blowjob. 74 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:54,289 Well, that’s not true, so... 75 00:04:54,374 --> 00:04:57,524 Yeah, well, that’s what everyone is saying, so... 76 00:04:57,609 --> 00:05:00,450 As if. Pop gives a stunning blowjob, don’t you, babe? 77 00:05:00,535 --> 00:05:01,825 You wish you knew, Jamie. 78 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:03,505 Yeah, to be fair, I do, actually. 79 00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:06,430 Jamie Dalton. What have I said about rubbing your bum on desks? 80 00:05:06,660 --> 00:05:08,041 - Seat, please. - What was that? 81 00:05:08,126 --> 00:05:09,985 Right, exam eve is upon us. 82 00:05:10,070 --> 00:05:12,023 Like Christmas Eve, only not fun. 83 00:05:12,108 --> 00:05:14,146 I’ve got a really good feeling about this one, Miss? 84 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,305 Yeah? Going to actually read the book this time, is it, 85 00:05:16,390 --> 00:05:17,545 - Priest? - What book is it again? 86 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:19,225 Fantastic. Jane Eyre! 87 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:20,313 Twasack. 88 00:05:20,398 --> 00:05:21,928 Right. It’s 11am sharp. 89 00:05:22,013 --> 00:05:23,665 Latecomers won’t be allowed in. 90 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:27,145 And lest we forget, it contributes to your overall GCSE grades, 91 00:05:27,230 --> 00:05:29,425 so, you know, pull your fingers out. 92 00:05:29,510 --> 00:05:31,785 Do you want to revise together tonight? 93 00:05:31,870 --> 00:05:33,345 I could come to yours. 94 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:34,070 Beth! 95 00:05:35,394 --> 00:05:36,224 Where’s my 96 00:05:36,310 --> 00:05:37,634 keys?! 97 00:05:39,007 --> 00:05:42,150 I can’t because we’re having a conservatory built, sorry. 98 00:05:43,098 --> 00:05:44,698 You could come to mine. 99 00:05:44,783 --> 00:05:46,070 My mum would cook. 100 00:05:46,777 --> 00:05:48,840 Yeah, OK. Yeah, sounds good. 101 00:05:50,379 --> 00:05:52,107 I’d better shave my legs. 102 00:05:52,192 --> 00:05:54,806 Oi! I’m expecting big things from you tomorrow. 103 00:05:54,891 --> 00:05:56,626 I aim to impress, Miss. 104 00:05:57,953 --> 00:06:00,651 I have no idea what... 105 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:02,149 Hey, fanny licker. 106 00:06:02,234 --> 00:06:03,517 Just ignore him. 107 00:06:03,806 --> 00:06:05,117 Fanny licker! 108 00:06:05,749 --> 00:06:06,923 Bethan! 109 00:06:07,008 --> 00:06:09,149 - What, Priest? - Let me see what I’d look like with a fringe. 110 00:06:09,234 --> 00:06:10,110 - What? - Come on. 111 00:06:10,990 --> 00:06:13,900 - Do you want to not touch her! - Touchy! 112 00:06:14,685 --> 00:06:15,560 Hey. 113 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,425 Be honest, now, Beth. Have you got a clit boner for Popsicle? 114 00:06:18,510 --> 00:06:19,554 Shut up. 115 00:06:19,639 --> 00:06:21,104 Get your hand off her, 116 00:06:21,189 --> 00:06:22,672 you ugly dumb fuck. 117 00:06:24,399 --> 00:06:26,470 - What did you say? - Did I stutter? 118 00:06:27,910 --> 00:06:29,298 Say that again. 119 00:06:29,577 --> 00:06:32,362 - Or what? - And I’ll rip your tits off, all right? 120 00:06:32,448 --> 00:06:33,993 - Pops, come on. Pops. - Oh, yeah? 121 00:06:34,079 --> 00:06:36,697 - Come on, let’s just go. He’s not worth it. - Yeah, walk away. 122 00:06:36,782 --> 00:06:39,738 - Yeah, keep walking. - Yeah, you ugly dumb fuck! 123 00:06:42,390 --> 00:06:43,837 Come here, you carpet munchers! 124 00:06:43,922 --> 00:06:45,798 Come here, you dykes! 125 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:50,901 I’m coming for you! 126 00:07:00,806 --> 00:07:01,750 Oh my gosh! 127 00:07:02,878 --> 00:07:04,086 Feel my heart. 128 00:07:06,322 --> 00:07:07,595 - My God! - I know, it’s like, 129 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:10,910 boom-boom, boom-boom, boom-boom... 130 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:18,501 My gosh. 131 00:07:20,193 --> 00:07:21,953 Thanks for defending my honour. 132 00:07:22,038 --> 00:07:23,763 Got to protect my gal, you know. 133 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:27,037 Not having him talk to you like that. 134 00:07:27,122 --> 00:07:28,848 What, do you, like, love me or something? 135 00:07:38,151 --> 00:07:39,102 Beth? 136 00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:40,670 Are you all right? 137 00:07:42,377 --> 00:07:44,851 My God, run. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run! 138 00:07:45,562 --> 00:07:47,546 As if I wouldn’t see you, you’re not even hid! 139 00:07:47,631 --> 00:07:49,058 Yeah, run, little piggies! 140 00:07:55,582 --> 00:07:57,182 - Heya. - See? 141 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:59,586 She’s home. I told you she wouldn’t be long. 142 00:07:59,672 --> 00:08:01,835 I had a free period, so I came back. 143 00:08:02,907 --> 00:08:04,550 So they let you out, then, Mam? 144 00:08:05,122 --> 00:08:07,150 - Yeah. - What did they say? 145 00:08:08,474 --> 00:08:10,390 They just rung and said I got to come and get her. 146 00:08:10,678 --> 00:08:13,184 So what happened to saying she’s a danger to herself? 147 00:08:13,270 --> 00:08:15,945 - She’s just suddenly better now, is she? - Her meds have kicked in. 148 00:08:16,030 --> 00:08:19,324 - It just seems a bit soon. - Said they’re pleased with me, Beth. 149 00:08:19,805 --> 00:08:20,741 Right. 150 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:25,910 Pick a colour off there. 151 00:08:26,950 --> 00:08:28,340 I’m going to paint your room, 152 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,950 - whatever colour you want? - Where’s the money coming from? 153 00:08:31,930 --> 00:08:33,897 Do you want it done or not? 154 00:08:49,213 --> 00:08:50,105 You OK? 155 00:08:50,190 --> 00:08:51,062 Yeah. 156 00:08:54,351 --> 00:08:55,990 My legs are hairy too. 157 00:08:56,294 --> 00:08:58,688 But they don’t let you have razors in there. 158 00:08:58,773 --> 00:08:59,510 Why? 159 00:08:59,942 --> 00:09:01,189 Why do you think? 160 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:02,391 Oh. Oh, yeah. 161 00:09:04,123 --> 00:09:05,030 Come on, then. 162 00:09:06,936 --> 00:09:08,390 Come on. I’ll do your legs. 163 00:09:12,371 --> 00:09:13,190 Sit down. 164 00:09:17,447 --> 00:09:19,771 Oh gosh. They’re pretty bad. 165 00:09:19,856 --> 00:09:20,986 Cheeky madam! 166 00:09:25,948 --> 00:09:26,981 Thank you. 167 00:09:27,721 --> 00:09:28,645 It’s OK. 168 00:09:30,534 --> 00:09:31,443 Mam? 169 00:09:32,470 --> 00:09:33,950 These are like babies’ arms. 170 00:09:34,990 --> 00:09:37,390 - When did you last do these? - I don’t know. 171 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,590 You should be back at school now. 172 00:09:50,350 --> 00:09:52,200 - Thank you. - It’s OK. 173 00:09:58,478 --> 00:09:59,551 I love you. 174 00:10:00,918 --> 00:10:02,112 See you later. 175 00:10:03,571 --> 00:10:05,106 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 176 00:10:15,190 --> 00:10:17,744 Where have you been? Shitting out a brick? 177 00:10:18,763 --> 00:10:20,426 A breeze block, actually. 178 00:10:20,512 --> 00:10:22,425 Seriously, are your guts all right? 179 00:10:22,510 --> 00:10:24,025 Yeah, Trav, yeah. 180 00:10:24,110 --> 00:10:25,350 My IBS is playing up. 181 00:10:33,938 --> 00:10:35,214 Excuse me. 182 00:10:36,424 --> 00:10:38,070 You. Follow me now. 183 00:10:50,098 --> 00:10:50,990 Sit. 184 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:59,530 Yeah, miss, I was... Not very well. 185 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:00,790 No, no, no, no, no. 186 00:11:01,155 --> 00:11:03,725 Know what that is? That’s a truth time. 187 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:04,710 OK. 188 00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:12,675 Woman to woman, all right? 189 00:11:13,270 --> 00:11:14,865 What is going on here? 190 00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:19,116 - We’re in a storage cupboard. - All right, silly bugger, I know. 191 00:11:19,528 --> 00:11:22,175 What I mean is, what’s going on with you? Because something ain’t right. 192 00:11:22,261 --> 00:11:24,145 - Nothing, I’m fine. - All right, liar. 193 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:26,585 Don’t get me wrong, you’ve always been a bit of a gobshite. 194 00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:28,105 But these antics of late, you know, 195 00:11:28,190 --> 00:11:30,664 doing your face up like a hound’s bowl of chopped liver. 196 00:11:30,749 --> 00:11:32,190 It’s not you. 197 00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:36,390 You know, I do see a lot of myself in you. 198 00:11:38,053 --> 00:11:41,828 So I’m going to tell you something you probably don’t know about me. 199 00:11:41,913 --> 00:11:42,783 OK. 200 00:11:44,197 --> 00:11:45,790 I am a lesbian. 201 00:11:46,663 --> 00:11:48,310 No, I... I knew that. 202 00:11:48,722 --> 00:11:49,854 - Really? - Yeah. 203 00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:53,481 But what I’m trying to say is, 204 00:11:53,566 --> 00:11:56,030 if you are struggling with your sexuality, 205 00:11:56,310 --> 00:11:57,990 it’ll fall into place. 206 00:11:58,836 --> 00:12:01,011 See, the heart wants what it wants, Bethan. 207 00:12:01,097 --> 00:12:01,985 Cool? 208 00:12:02,070 --> 00:12:03,390 Yeah, but... 209 00:12:04,012 --> 00:12:05,190 I’m not a lesbian. 210 00:12:06,583 --> 00:12:08,635 - Really? - Yeah. Yeah, I’m not. 211 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,301 It’s just, like, all the kids are, like, 212 00:12:10,390 --> 00:12:12,850 chucking loads of fish at you, calling you a fanny licker. 213 00:12:12,935 --> 00:12:16,369 I mean, I’m no Einstein, but been there, done that, got the T-shirt. 214 00:12:16,454 --> 00:12:18,031 Cool, but, yeah, can we just not do this? 215 00:12:18,116 --> 00:12:20,985 Yeah, sure, no problem. Fair play. 216 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:24,701 Right. But when you are ready to chat, my lugholes are, 217 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:28,345 you know, open all hours. Well, not all hours. School hours only. 218 00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:30,787 I do have a life. I go netball and stuff, so... 219 00:12:30,872 --> 00:12:31,705 - Yeah. - Yeah. 220 00:12:31,790 --> 00:12:33,231 - Nice chat. - Nice chat. 221 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,807 Oh my God, have you two been Scissor Sistering? 222 00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:43,505 You’re funny. Shut up now. Shut up now. 223 00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:46,861 Right, come on. Right, enough, out. Out! 224 00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:47,979 Out now. 225 00:12:48,064 --> 00:12:49,977 This way. The rest of you, come on! 226 00:12:50,063 --> 00:12:51,425 The roles of head boy and 227 00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:55,208 head girl are not to be undertaken lightly. 228 00:12:55,294 --> 00:12:57,265 You will be the faces of our school. 229 00:12:57,350 --> 00:13:00,625 - Our champions in the community. - What’s the point, Miss? 230 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:03,110 Poppy’s clearly going to get it. Just give it to her now, like. 231 00:13:03,390 --> 00:13:06,425 When I want your input, I’ll ask for it. 232 00:13:06,510 --> 00:13:08,824 Duties include... 233 00:13:09,110 --> 00:13:10,270 Are you coming to the park? 234 00:13:10,355 --> 00:13:11,630 - I can’t. - Why? 235 00:13:12,428 --> 00:13:14,619 - Because of the exam tomorrow. - Excuse me. 236 00:13:14,704 --> 00:13:17,455 - Some of us are trying to listen. - Suck my dick, Peter. 237 00:13:18,816 --> 00:13:21,353 - What are you doing? - I won’t be verbally assaulted. 238 00:13:21,438 --> 00:13:23,021 Just swap seats with Beth, then. 239 00:13:23,107 --> 00:13:25,185 You should’ve got here early if you wanted to pick and choose seats. 240 00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:26,833 Settle down, 241 00:13:27,310 --> 00:13:28,396 please! 242 00:13:30,116 --> 00:13:32,430 You’ll have a week to run your campaign. 243 00:13:32,961 --> 00:13:35,711 Then you’ll make a speech to the whole of your year 244 00:13:35,797 --> 00:13:37,665 before we cast our votes. 245 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,305 Oi. Don’t lie to me. 246 00:13:39,390 --> 00:13:40,547 Are you seeing Poppy? 247 00:13:40,632 --> 00:13:43,670 - No, I’m revising. - Do you actually give a fuck about me? 248 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,759 Of course I do. What are you on about? 249 00:13:45,845 --> 00:13:48,945 Have you ever heard of texting. It’s a wonderful invention. 250 00:13:49,030 --> 00:13:50,705 Ever heard of not being a cunt? 251 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,710 I’ve never even been round your house. 252 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,104 Well, you can come round when the conservatory’s finished. 253 00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:57,117 If you don’t come tonight, don’t speak to me again. 254 00:13:57,202 --> 00:14:00,133 You should chill, like. What have I done? 255 00:14:00,219 --> 00:14:02,908 - I’ll come. - Seriously, Peter, I am going to slap you. 256 00:14:02,993 --> 00:14:03,750 Yes? 257 00:14:04,296 --> 00:14:06,809 - Peter. - Miss, just to flag. 258 00:14:07,089 --> 00:14:09,657 There’s a lot of chatter going on in my row. 259 00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:12,230 - Grow up. - Bethan Gwyndaf. 260 00:14:12,922 --> 00:14:15,030 Why am I not surprised? 261 00:14:15,352 --> 00:14:17,320 - I... - Hush up or get out. 262 00:14:18,479 --> 00:14:21,670 Names to me by Wednesday at the latest, please. 263 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:24,258 Thanks. 264 00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:33,230 Mam? 265 00:14:45,278 --> 00:14:46,104 Mam? 266 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,439 I got you some flowers. 267 00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:52,110 Mam? 268 00:14:54,447 --> 00:14:56,110 Dad? Dad! 269 00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:58,865 - Mam’s gone. - She’ll be upstairs. 270 00:14:58,950 --> 00:15:00,370 No, she’s not! 271 00:15:00,455 --> 00:15:01,956 Fucking hell! 272 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,733 You need to move! 273 00:15:20,485 --> 00:15:22,670 - Come on, Mam... - There’s people waiting here! 274 00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:25,690 - I just need to get my money out. - Come on! 275 00:15:25,775 --> 00:15:27,145 Sorry. She... 276 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:30,388 had her wisdom tooth out earlier and they gave her some mad painkillers. 277 00:15:30,474 --> 00:15:33,026 - Come on. People are waiting. - I think it’s broken, that one. 278 00:15:33,121 --> 00:15:35,901 - I know. People are waiting. Come on. - It’s broken. 279 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:37,728 Mam. 280 00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,663 Sorry I was slow. 281 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,664 I told you she wouldn’t be far. 282 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,523 That’s not the point. 283 00:15:46,609 --> 00:15:49,425 She could have stepped in front of a bus. Anything could have happened to her. 284 00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:51,790 Why are you making a scene? She’s fine. 285 00:15:52,748 --> 00:15:54,911 I’m meant to be revising with my friend, mind. 286 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,150 Having the best night of my life, you prick. 287 00:15:58,267 --> 00:15:59,505 Go on, then. 288 00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:01,486 Yeah, and leave you to kill her? 289 00:16:01,571 --> 00:16:02,693 It’s fine. 290 00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:05,880 Move! 291 00:16:23,807 --> 00:16:25,153 Stupid prick. 292 00:16:27,972 --> 00:16:30,105 - What do you fancy? - What? 293 00:16:30,462 --> 00:16:31,830 What do you fancy to eat? 294 00:16:32,106 --> 00:16:34,390 Sirloin steak with peppercorn sauce, please. 295 00:16:36,522 --> 00:16:37,655 OK. 296 00:16:38,863 --> 00:16:41,990 - What about faggots and peas? - That will be nice. 297 00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:45,276 - Thanks, Beth. - It’s OK. 298 00:16:47,766 --> 00:16:50,025 - Food is better shared. - Sorry? 299 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,950 “Food is better shared.” 300 00:16:52,808 --> 00:16:55,090 - You bought that. - I bought that. 301 00:17:01,406 --> 00:17:02,625 Get that! 302 00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:05,059 Lazy twat. 303 00:17:07,102 --> 00:17:09,349 - You hungry? - Aren’t you meant to be at work? 304 00:17:09,434 --> 00:17:11,322 Told them I had the squits. 305 00:17:11,407 --> 00:17:13,950 I had to come and treat my girls, didn’t I? 306 00:17:14,436 --> 00:17:16,552 Hiya, Treen. All right, love? 307 00:17:16,637 --> 00:17:18,830 Now, a couple of strippers will sort you out. 308 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,350 Bet you never had food like that in hospital, did you? 309 00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:24,564 Awful. 310 00:17:24,904 --> 00:17:26,794 She got out the house earlier, Nan. 311 00:17:27,453 --> 00:17:29,625 - Couldn’t find her. - What are you starting for? 312 00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:31,630 Who’s she? The cat’s mother? 313 00:17:31,879 --> 00:17:33,335 Why weren’t you watching her? 314 00:17:33,421 --> 00:17:35,097 I can’t be everywhere at once, can I? 315 00:17:35,182 --> 00:17:37,266 - You were pissed. - Here we go! 316 00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:41,378 - Dinner. - Shove it. 317 00:17:43,226 --> 00:17:44,549 He’s a bit arsey. 318 00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:47,017 Good riddance. All the more for us. 319 00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:47,870 Nan? 320 00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:51,081 If you’re going to be here for a bit, can I... 321 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,828 I’ve got a really big English exam tomorrow, 322 00:17:54,346 --> 00:17:55,865 and I’m meant to be at my friend’s. 323 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,170 What, now? 324 00:17:57,255 --> 00:17:58,615 Yeah, revising. 325 00:17:58,992 --> 00:18:01,624 - I came to see you. - I know. It’s just... 326 00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:03,030 It’s an important one. 327 00:18:03,591 --> 00:18:06,023 - All right, go on, then. - Serious? 328 00:18:07,314 --> 00:18:08,853 It won’t take me long. 329 00:18:09,229 --> 00:18:11,230 You’ll be all right with me, Treen? 330 00:18:11,913 --> 00:18:14,025 You used to shoplift clothes from Primark. 331 00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:16,178 Don’t go telling all my secrets. 332 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:19,318 Bingo caller Carl will be here for me at 10, so be back by then. 333 00:18:19,403 --> 00:18:22,097 - Yeah, yeah, that’s fine. - Don’t need a baby-sitter. 334 00:18:22,182 --> 00:18:24,110 I know. See you in a bit. 335 00:18:50,678 --> 00:18:52,359 - Hey. - Hey. 336 00:18:52,444 --> 00:18:55,540 - What ballet were they trying to take you to? - The new Matthew Bourne one. 337 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:56,745 - Gross. - I know. 338 00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:58,153 Come on. 339 00:18:59,087 --> 00:18:59,998 Thanks. 340 00:19:02,929 --> 00:19:05,874 I’m in Poppy’s house. I’m in Poppy’s house. I’m in Poppy’s house. 341 00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:08,164 Mum, I’m going to eat my food upstairs, OK? 342 00:19:08,249 --> 00:19:09,250 OK, love. 343 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:11,337 Coming up? 344 00:19:11,422 --> 00:19:14,189 Oh my God, I’m in Poppy Cruikshank’s house. 345 00:19:14,663 --> 00:19:16,516 I might start doing Slimming World. 346 00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:19,183 My mum does it. She’s lost 7lb. 347 00:19:19,464 --> 00:19:20,583 She looks wicked. 348 00:19:21,852 --> 00:19:24,344 - You’re a very boring man. - What? 349 00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,362 I mean, my mum’s really struggled with her weight. 350 00:19:26,447 --> 00:19:28,135 I’m really proud of her. 351 00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:29,443 I don’t care. 352 00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:33,750 Right. Fine. Let’s just cut your cake. 353 00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:39,145 Oh my God. Why would you do that? 354 00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:40,598 You’re feral. 355 00:19:40,683 --> 00:19:43,923 - You’ve just ruined your cake. - I hope Beth doesn’t come. 356 00:19:44,325 --> 00:19:47,391 If she comes now, I’m going to tell her to fuck off and go and kill herself. 357 00:19:59,876 --> 00:20:02,007 Excuse me. Eyes down, please. 358 00:20:02,092 --> 00:20:03,955 You’re supposed to be working. 359 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,196 Being nosy. 360 00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:09,361 - What’s this? What? - Oh, look. 361 00:20:09,446 --> 00:20:11,450 - Don’t read that. It’s embarrassing. - Why? 362 00:20:11,535 --> 00:20:14,670 I’ve been trying to write my head girl’s speech, but it’s so shit. 363 00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:17,283 You’re definitely going to get it. 364 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,385 You’ll be wicked at it as well. 365 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:22,230 I know, I just want to do a good job. 366 00:20:23,494 --> 00:20:27,310 - Are you going to go for it? - No. No. Absolutely not. 367 00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:30,471 I could help you write your speech, though, if you want? 368 00:20:30,556 --> 00:20:32,665 - I love all that stuff. - Would you really? Because... 369 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:34,225 I’m so shit at writing. 370 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:35,498 No, you’re not. 371 00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:39,156 You’re, like, the rare mix of being both popular and brainy. 372 00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:46,269 This was a bad idea. 373 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,336 I can’t focus with you here. 374 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:50,862 Sorry. 375 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,575 I’ll try and be more invisible. 376 00:20:57,639 --> 00:20:59,331 Why don’t we just watch the film? 377 00:20:59,773 --> 00:21:03,691 At least then we’ll be, like, subliminally absorbing the story. 378 00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:19,276 This is it. 379 00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:21,871 Come on. Sit on the bed. 380 00:21:22,673 --> 00:21:23,825 I fucking got ready 381 00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:25,071 and everything. 382 00:21:25,477 --> 00:21:28,470 Seriously, Trav, like, who does she think she is? 383 00:21:28,699 --> 00:21:30,745 Like, she totally just bailed on me. 384 00:21:30,830 --> 00:21:33,542 I’ve been her best friend for, like, so long. 385 00:21:34,174 --> 00:21:35,945 And she looked in my face and she lied. 386 00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:39,657 - I’m so fucked off with her. - I don’t care if he cut off his whole arm. 387 00:21:39,743 --> 00:21:40,905 It’s my birthday. 388 00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:42,945 It’d be different if he was a proper amputee, 389 00:21:43,030 --> 00:21:44,585 but this is just a cut, like... 390 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:47,545 Oi! Tony Chippy! 391 00:21:47,630 --> 00:21:49,590 - It’s my birthday. - Is it? 392 00:21:49,972 --> 00:21:51,939 - How old are you, then? - 21. 393 00:21:52,509 --> 00:21:54,345 What are you going to give me as a present? 394 00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:55,785 That depends. 395 00:21:55,870 --> 00:21:58,145 - What are you going to give me? - What do you want? 396 00:21:58,230 --> 00:22:00,010 - What do you like? - Lydia. 397 00:22:00,390 --> 00:22:02,945 Lyds, just stop fucking talking to him. He’s gross. 398 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,597 Happy birthday, love. 399 00:22:06,649 --> 00:22:09,953 - My God, he’s gagging for it. - He makes my skin crawl. 400 00:22:10,648 --> 00:22:13,010 Why have you got a face like a smacked arse? 401 00:22:14,716 --> 00:22:18,025 Right, babe, I’m going to go. I’m sorry. Because of the exam. 402 00:22:18,110 --> 00:22:20,341 - OK. My mum wants me home. - Fine, just go, then. 403 00:22:20,427 --> 00:22:23,408 - Fine. Piss off. Take your cake. - Are you going to be all right getting back? 404 00:22:23,493 --> 00:22:25,378 Just go if you’re going! 405 00:22:26,855 --> 00:22:27,702 Bye. 406 00:22:30,980 --> 00:22:33,076 I’m surrounded by pussies. 407 00:22:35,853 --> 00:22:37,585 I need to have a leave of absence 408 00:22:37,670 --> 00:22:40,785 to see a sick lady who has asked for me. 409 00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:43,230 - What sick lady? - Her name is Reed. 410 00:22:43,761 --> 00:22:45,693 She is my uncle’s wife. 411 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:50,197 Imagine if you got dumped, and then your ex locked you in an attic. 412 00:22:51,535 --> 00:22:53,391 Bertha, you poor cow. 413 00:22:54,691 --> 00:22:55,950 Get on Tinder, babe. 414 00:23:04,082 --> 00:23:05,929 I’d better go in a minute. 415 00:23:06,015 --> 00:23:08,270 Just five more minutes. It’s nearly finished. 416 00:23:09,726 --> 00:23:10,729 OK. 417 00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:51,810 - Hey, it’s Bethan. Leave a message. - Fuck! 418 00:23:54,870 --> 00:23:56,105 Fucking... 419 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:05,046 Fuck. 420 00:24:11,102 --> 00:24:12,246 Fuck it. 421 00:24:12,848 --> 00:24:14,499 Oi, Tony! 422 00:24:15,091 --> 00:24:16,198 Hiya. 423 00:24:28,524 --> 00:24:30,710 - I fell asleep. - It’s OK. 424 00:24:31,186 --> 00:24:32,598 I’ve really got to go. 425 00:24:32,683 --> 00:24:35,100 Can’t you just stay a bit? 426 00:24:35,726 --> 00:24:37,619 And just hug me, just... 427 00:24:37,704 --> 00:24:39,270 till I fall back asleep? 428 00:24:58,804 --> 00:25:01,245 - You do smell like chips, Tony. - I know. 429 00:25:01,332 --> 00:25:03,376 - Do you like chips? - I love ’em. 430 00:25:03,782 --> 00:25:06,653 - It’s my birthday. - I know, sugar. 431 00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:18,650 Fuck, it’s midnight. 432 00:25:19,002 --> 00:25:20,585 Shit. Shit, shit. 433 00:25:29,293 --> 00:25:31,705 What are you doing? Just stay here. 434 00:25:31,790 --> 00:25:34,286 I can’t. My mum will go mad if I’m not home. 435 00:25:34,371 --> 00:25:37,030 13 texts from Jamie Dalton. He needs to get some chill. 436 00:25:37,699 --> 00:25:40,390 - Why is he messaging? - Because we’ve been dating, kind of. 437 00:25:40,788 --> 00:25:41,694 Cool. 438 00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:44,685 What do you think? Do you like him? 439 00:25:45,433 --> 00:25:46,550 Not really, no. 440 00:25:47,150 --> 00:25:50,387 As in, I don’t know him, but, yeah, he seems cool. 441 00:25:50,472 --> 00:25:51,907 Right, I’ve got to go. 442 00:25:51,992 --> 00:25:54,350 - Thanks for having me. - Get home safe, babe. 443 00:26:17,390 --> 00:26:18,585 Hey, love. 444 00:26:18,670 --> 00:26:19,633 Mam? 445 00:26:23,357 --> 00:26:24,577 What’s happened? 446 00:26:25,732 --> 00:26:27,919 Why has he left you here? 447 00:26:30,404 --> 00:26:31,475 Go on, tell me. 448 00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:33,489 I kept running away. 449 00:26:36,107 --> 00:26:38,325 - I kept running away. - OK. 450 00:26:40,186 --> 00:26:41,545 Let’s get you out. 451 00:26:45,218 --> 00:26:46,342 Are they sore? 452 00:26:50,370 --> 00:26:51,978 Let’s put some cream on them. 453 00:26:53,005 --> 00:26:53,962 OK. 454 00:27:00,985 --> 00:27:02,767 I’m not well, am I, Beth? 455 00:27:06,628 --> 00:27:07,494 No. 456 00:27:09,412 --> 00:27:11,427 But you will be. 457 00:27:13,699 --> 00:27:14,969 You’re going to be. 458 00:27:15,527 --> 00:27:16,629 I promise. 459 00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:18,406 We’ll get you better. 460 00:27:20,507 --> 00:27:21,778 I’m sorry. 461 00:27:29,733 --> 00:27:31,592 Please, please, just look at me. 462 00:27:32,238 --> 00:27:33,622 Never... 463 00:27:33,707 --> 00:27:34,903 ever... 464 00:27:34,989 --> 00:27:36,453 apologise to me, OK? 465 00:27:36,539 --> 00:27:38,166 I’m your daughter. 466 00:27:39,483 --> 00:27:40,452 OK? 467 00:27:43,825 --> 00:27:45,408 We’ll get you better. 468 00:27:46,764 --> 00:27:47,778 We will. 469 00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:53,716 You won’t let him in, will you? 470 00:27:54,084 --> 00:27:55,418 No, no. 471 00:27:55,503 --> 00:27:57,206 I promise you. 472 00:27:57,527 --> 00:27:59,306 You can sleep with me tonight. 473 00:28:04,069 --> 00:28:05,186 Thank you. 474 00:28:06,416 --> 00:28:07,481 It’s OK. 475 00:28:23,597 --> 00:28:25,023 Well, that went well.